BAD COUPLE TATTOOS: HORRIBLE BUT FUNNY!

5 factors to ponder before getting matching tattoos as a couple

1. Diverse skin responses

Just as each body is unique, the tattooing process can differ between individuals. If you’re fully dedicated to the notion of sharing ink with your partner, it’s essential to recognize their skin complexion, consistency, and age. Pigments may not exhibit the same effect on various skin tones, and specific tattoo designs might not appear as clear on textured skin compared to smoother surfaces.

2. The downsides of laser tattoo removal

If you hold the belief that a breakup can simply be followed by tattoo removal, it’s crucial to confront the practicalities. Laser tattoo removal involves multiple sessions (usually around six, but potentially more) stretched across 12 to 24 weeks. 

On average, as per the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, a single session of laser tattoo removal can cost $423, excluding aftercare costs such as healing products. Depending on the tattoo’s dimensions and design, you might find yourself shelling out upwards of $3,000 to erase the inked reminder of your former flame!

3. Visuals vs. Text: Getting it spot-on

Script tattoos are less forgiving in terms of interpretation. Conversely, opting for a small visual element like a take-out box from your beloved Chinese eatery or a bunch of flowers from your inaugural date can narrate a tale that, in the unfortunate event of a breakup (hopefully not!), might be recalled with greater warmth post-separation than the name or initials of your former partner!

4. Embrace Your Unique Style

Since you’ll likely be gazing at your couple’s tattoos for a significant portion of your life, it’s wise to select an ink style that truly speaks to you. If you’re already adorned with tattoos, contemplate choosing a design that harmonizes with your current body art. Opting for a design that starkly contrasts with your aesthetic might draw more attention in the long run and could be challenging to value if you and your partner go your separate ways.

5. Refrain from Impulsive Decisions

We understand the sentiment—time may be a societal concept, love is boundless, and life is fleeting. Yet, it’s prudent to consider the duration and depth of your relationship. While new love is invigorating, it’s also delicate, and etching a permanent tattoo for your partner could introduce a significant level of gravity.

Even in a long-term relationship, it’s advisable to resist the impulse of stepping into a tattoo studio on a whim. Regardless of your relationship’s endurance, obtaining a tattoo on the spur of the moment can pose risks, irrespective of the motivation behind it.